Seriously, any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad advice. – You g… - Bill Burr

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Seriously, any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad advice. – You go to Las Vegas, there's like a devil and a devil and they're just battling it out the whole time. It's like, "Smoke some crack!" "Get a hooker!" And then I go, "YEA! Yea, this is a good town. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! Alright!"

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About Bill Burr

William Frederick Burr (born June 10, 1968) is an Irish American stand-up comedian, actor and podcaster from Canton, Massachusetts.

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Birth Name: William Frederick Burr
Alternative Names: William Frederic "Bill" Burr
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