I don't have to write to South West buddy. In an hour South West gonna come looking for me! - Kevin Smith

There would always be a bunch of fucking grousers and nay-sayers being like "that was uncalled for."

In Hollywood, you just kind of fail upwards.

Americans tend to celebrate even the most mediocre or basic accomplishments... It's like weddings to me. Why is that a big deal?... Why do you have to have a big shindig where you're, like, "Look, we're doing it" and everybody applauds and throws shit in your face. - SModcast 1: Fisting Flipper