Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good. - Will Cuppy

[Footnote:] The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.

The Bayeux Tapestry is accepted as an authority on many details of life and the fine points of history in the eleventh century. For instance, the horses in those days had green legs, blue bodies, yellow manes, and red heads, while the people were all double-jointed and quite different from what we generally think of as human beings.