See is deceiving. It's eating that's believing. - James Thurber

A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.

you might as well fall on your face as lean over too far backwards

It is true, I confess, that if a male character of my invention started across the stage to disrobe a virgin criminally (ah, euphemism to end euphemisms!), he would probably catch his foot in the piano stool and end up playing "Button Up Your Overcoat" on the black keys.