A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated. - Robert Benchley

In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children.

I can’t quite define my aversion to asking questions of strangers. From snatches of family battles which I have heard drifting up from railway stations and street corners, I gather that there are a great many men who share my dislike for it, as well as an equal number of women who … believe it to be the solution to most of this world’s problems.

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.