9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.' - Tucker Max

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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.'

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About Tucker Max

Tucker Tibor Max (born September 27, 1975 in Atlanta, Georgia) is an American author and public speaker. He chronicles his drinking and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has received millions of visitors since Max launched it as the result of a bet in 2000.

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