We sometimes had those little rubs which Providence sends to enhance the value of its favors. - Oliver Goldsmith

A man severe he was, and stern to view;
I knew him well, and every truant knew:
Well had the boding tremblers learned to trace
The day's disasters in his morning face;
Full well they laughed with counterfeited glee,
At all his jokes, for many a joke had he;
Full well the bust whisper, circling round,
Conveyed the dismal tidings when he frowned;
Yet he was kind; or if severe in aught,
The love he bore to learning was in fault;
The village all declared how much he knew;
'Twas certain he could write, and cipher too.

The twelve good rules, the royal game of goose.

He calls his extravagance, generosity; and his trusting everybody, universal benevolence.