"Stay safe," a Starbucks employee said to me one morning. I was in a hurry to get to my gate, so didn't stop to ask, "Safe from what>?" - David Sedaris

Whenever I see a young woman boarding a plane in her pyjamas, or a guy in a T-shirt that reads your hole is my goal, I always wonder what Mom would think.

She just happens to be my father, young man, and I'd appreciate it of you'd show her a little respect.

"Cut corners and it'll always come back to bite you in the ass." That was one of her sayings.