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It’s late. Need place to rehearse Dead Guy. I lie at bottom of stairs. Wife comes home. Do I break character? Never. She dials shrink. - Steve Martin
" "It’s late. Need place to rehearse Dead Guy. I lie at bottom of stairs. Wife comes home. Do I break character? Never. She dials shrink.
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Stephen Glenn Martin (born 14 August 1945) is an American comedian, writer, actor, musician and composer.
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