A person can destroy me with two words. It can just be the way they say them, the inflection. - Peter Sellers

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed

I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, "Why doesn't he get off? Why doesn't he get off?" I mean, I look like such an idiot. Some fat awkward thing dredged up from some third-rate drama company. I must stop thinking about it, otherwise I shan't be able to go on working.

I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.