Rouge et Noir - Steve Martin

Sure, I've gotten some disbelieving stares when I've tried to explain this little habit of mine to, say, a bus seatmate. I've watched a guy adjust his posture, or get up and move back several rows, even if it meant he now sat next to someone else who was clearly on the verge of some other kind of insanity.

When you work in the glove department at Neiman's, you are selling things that nobody buys anymore.

You’re nuts, but you’re welcome here.