A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras. - Will Cuppy

[Footnote:] To give the Beaver his due, he does things because he has to do them, not because he believes that hard work per se will somehow make him a better Beaver -- the Beaver may be dumb, but he is not that dumb! The Beaver was made to gnaw, and gnaw he does. There you have him in a nutshell.

Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honor.