Polly: Education with socialists, it's like sex, all right … - Alan Bennett

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Polly: Education with socialists, it's like sex, all right as long as you don't have to pay for it.

Alan Bennett

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About Alan Bennett

Alan Bennett (born 9 May 1934) is an English playwright, screenwriter, memoirist, essayist and actor. He first came to notice as a writer-performer of Beyond the Fringe. His plays include Forty Years On, An Englishman Abroad, Talking Heads, A Question of Attribution, The Madness of King George and The History Boys. He also created the sketch comedy On the Margin in 1966 with John Sergeant.

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Polly: Education with socialists, it's like sex, all right as long as you don't have to pay for it. - Alan Bennett

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