I have to admit that I drive past Bridgwater quite regularly. And fast. - Terry Pratchett

...it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done.

Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.

Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture.