Being unique is highly over rated. - Rob Payne

Sometimes I wonder why the corporate world is seen as a god choice for those of us that will never rise above clerical work and general administration.

People are shuffling by in long coats, with shopping bags and takeout, smoking cigarettes and feigning laughter - filling up their lives with distractions to shut out the chaos.

If you have any doubt that time is relative, try stretching fifteen minutes' worth of input of over four hours cubicle-cell time with an ultra-slow internet connection and frequent visits from supervisors.