My favorite comedy is comedy where nothing is achieved and there is no point. - Conan O'Brien

Rev. Pat Robertson says that if more states legalize gay marriage, God will destroy America. He did say that afterwards, gays will come in and do a beautiful renovation.

Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism – it's my least favorite quality, and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.

If you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your perceived failure can become a catalyst to profound reinvention.