The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - Lewis Carroll

But if I’m not the same, the next question is, ‘Who in the world am I?’ Ah, that’s the great puzzle!

Finally my Hiawatha Tumbled all the tribe together, ('Grouped' is not the right expression), And, as happy chance would have it Did at last obtain a picture Where the faces all succeeded: Each came out a perfect likeness. Then they joined and all abused it, Unrestrainedly abused it, As the worst and ugliest picture They could possibly have dreamed of. 'Giving one such strange expressions - Sullen, stupid, pert expressions. Really any one would take us (Any one that did not know us) For the most unpleasant people!' (Hiawatha seemed to think so, Seemed to think it not unlikely.)

As you have invited me, I cannot come, for I have made a rule to decline all invitations; but I will come the next day.