If someone dies every week or so for the next five years then I'll never go hungry again… - Sade Adeniran

I went into the bushes to do a number two… I thought I had finished, but I could still feel something there so I used some leaves to wipe my bottom and there it was – a giant worm sticking out of my bottom! I screamed and started running with the worm dangling behind me… I stood there crying with my pants down, dress up and worm sticking out.

It is a pity i don't have long hair or live in tower, I could've left strands of hair along the way, which my prince could have followed after to Idogun and we would have lived happily ever after

If hunger forces a farmer to eat both his yam tubers and his seed yams, the years to come will have no yams to eat and none to plant