I don't care what those schmucks think. I'm a millionaire. - Uri Geller

I'll no longer say that I have supernatural powers. I am an entertainer. I want to do a good show. My entire character has changed.

Like I told you, I'm not a magician," he says. "If something isn't working, I don't try to guess.

My boss treated me like a slave and I felt completely degraded. Then, just once, I did a terrible thing - I peed in his tea! Watching him drink it, my grudges completely dissolved - I never minded making tea for him again.