Hello, nice to meet you, I sell unreadable books to weird old people - want to get dinner? - Robin Sloan

We were looking at the sequence, not the shape.

To be honest, my life has exhibited many strange and sometimes troubling characteristics, but shortness is not one of them. It feels like an eternity since I started school and a techno-social epoch since I moved to San Francisco. My phone couldn't even connect to the internet back then.

Are there sexual fetishes that involve books? There must be. I try not to imagine how they might work.