Everyone here does think as I do," replied Nefertiti Jones's double, "and consequently I have no enemies. - James Morrow

On your planet, how do you tell somebody that you love her?"
"It's very complicated. You say, 'I love you,' and then you stand back and see what happens.

Myriad contradictory worlds," lectured Professor Jerome Delacato, "forever splitting off from each other like branches on a tree, so that, somewhere out there, I am presently giving a lecture explaining how the many-worlds hypothesis cannot possibly be true.

I can’t help suggesting that a God who communicates through leukemia is at best deranged.