Combine the "mounting pressure" with the "growing cause" and you've got yourself a "media whirlwind" which you can also refer to. - Charlie Brooker

In summary, our world is doomed.

Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.

As for me, I'm stuck in a loveless relationship with myself, the backseat driver who can't stop tutting and nagging. There's no escape from me's relentless criticism. Me even knows what I'm thinking, and routinely has a pop at Me for that. "You're worrying about your obsessive degree of self-criticism again," whines Me. "How pathetically solipsistic." And then it complains about its own bleating tone of voice and starts petulantly kicking the back of the seat, asking if we're there yet.