Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.

Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.