I’d love to have a shitty job. I couldn’t hold any down. St… - Louis C.K.

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I’d love to have a shitty job. I couldn’t hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I’m an idiot that way.

Louis C.K.

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Louis Szekely (born September 12, 1967), known professionally as Louis C.K., is a Mexican-Irish-American stand-up comedian, who has been active since 1985.

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Birth Name: Louis Alfred Székely • Louis Alfred Székely (Alias: la marrana, Edgar Nuñez)

Alternative Names: Louis Székely • Louis CK • Louis Szekely

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I’d love to have a shitty job. I couldn’t hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I’m an idiot that way. - Louis C.K.

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