In school they told me "Practice makes perfect." And then t… - Steven Wright

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In school they told me "Practice makes perfect." And then they told me "Nobody's perfect," so then I stopped practicing.

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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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