I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I … - Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Elayne Boosler

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Elayne Boosler (born August 18, 1952) is an American comedian.

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