Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. - Stephen Hawking

There was a young lady of Wight Who travelled much faster than light She departed one day In a relative way And arrived on the previous night

In this way a process of evolution was started that led to the development of more and more complicated, self-reproducing organisms. The first primitive forms of life consumed various materials, including hydrogen sulfide, and released oxygen. This gradually changed the atmosphere to the composition that it has today, and allowed the development of higher forms of life such as fish, reptiles, mammals, and ultimately the human race.

I'm not afraid of death, but I'm in no hurry to die.