". . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me." - Steve Martin

". . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me."

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About Steve Martin

Stephen Glenn Martin (born 14 August 1945) is an American comedian, writer, actor, musician and composer.

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