"Um. Ways in which a sentence beginning with the word "missiles" could be a good thing... Nope. I got nuthin'." - Dennis E. Taylor

God exists, and he’s not only a nasty SOB, he’s also a B-movie director with a warped sense of humor.

it was considerably better than my current defensive armament, which consisted of harsh words and heavy disapproval. Probably not effective against Klingons.

Wake up, buddy. You okay?” “Auntie Em! Auntie Em!” Homer’s VR came online, smiling. “I guess we got’em.” I snorted with relief. “And their little dog, too.” Homer steepled his fingers in a properly evil mastermindish pose. “All their base are belong to us.