Dennis E. Taylor Quotes

I sighed. If there was a hell, it was in sales.

I like people in the abstract but not in the concrete?

Wake up, buddy. You okay?” “Auntie Em! Auntie Em!” Homer’s VR came online, smiling. “I guess we got’em.” I snorted with relief. “And their little dog, too.” Homer steepled his fingers in a properly evil mastermindish pose. “All their base are belong to us.

Just when you start to get ahead in the rat race, the universe delivers bigger rats.

I nodded, impressed. “Jeez, Howard, you’re turning into a real mogul.” Howard grinned. “You know what moguls are, right?” “Uh …” “The buried bodies of forty-something men who took up snowboarding.

And of course, if they pass a law, it's legal. And therefore ethical.

I’d heard that the casinos were less happy with the level of gambling. Turns out nerds understand probability.

We — by which I mean the people working on the project, including myself — are not scared of you, Bob. We’re scared of the tactical nuke buried in the basement.” If I’d still had eyebrows, they would have shot right off my head. “Habba-whaaa?

"Um. Ways in which a sentence beginning with the word "missiles" could be a good thing... Nope. I got nuthin'."

Not mathematically possible,” ANEC replied. “All actions have risks. Most inactions even more so.

I also catalogued many larger mammal analogues that had four limbs.

Activating my transmitter, I responded, “This is the starship Heaven-2 of the United
Federation of Planets. Commander Riker speaking.” There were several seconds of silence.

How are you supposed to feel if you are forced to do what you would have done anyway? I

By most estimates, most cities only have three days’ worth of food and supplies,” Erin replied. “There’s also a common truism that people are nine meals away from anarchy.

How does the old joke go? I like people in the abstract but not in the concrete?