Alan Sugar Quotes

When it comes to bullshit, they [advertising agencies] have forgotten what you haven't already learnt about all this crap! (To Rachel - shortly before her firing, when her supposed expertise in advertising results in the failure of the advertising task).

Now Matthew, you are an awkward character - I'm sorry to say that to you but you are an awkward character. It seems you can't help yourself...you need confrontation! That worries me, that worries me a lot! (To Matthew Palmer, shortly before his firing).

If you take care of your character, your reputation will take care of itself.

I came from an environment where I needed to succeed. There was no wealth or anything like that in the family. Not that we were paupers, but we had to fend for ourselves. Kids today are not as hungry as I was. They don’t understand how tough my generation was.

I don’t believe in God and all that. But I am Jewish, and very proud to be so, very proud of the culture.

My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck.

If there was a market in mass-produced portable nuclear weapons, we'd market them, too.

Pan Am takes good care of you. Marks & Spencer loves you. Securicor cares. I.B.M. says the customer is king. At Amstrad, we want your money!