Chetan Bhagat Quotes

Girls have no idea what effect their wavering has on boys.

Girls are strategic. They will talk about love and romance and all that crap but when it comes to doing the deal they will choose the fattest chicken.

I may not be a great surgeon, but the one little heart I have, I have given to you.

Today, whichever CM will be able to source and vaccinate their entire state will become a national star. Great political opportunity that will save lives too!

Sometimes counting seconds is a great way to kill time through a woman's tantrums.

Girls are beautiful, let's face it, and life is quite, quite worthless without them.

Ryan and I took everything; though everything tasted the same, we could at least have some variety of colors on our plate.

One thing guys know is when to shut up.

The Pfizer vaccine, one of the best ones, used in most developed countries, applied for permission in India in Dec-2020. India instead asked them to do more studies here. Pfizer withdrew its application in Feb-21. Imagine lives saved if we allowed the vaccine from December itself

Oh but why couldn't Pfizer agree to our terms, some say. Well, we needed Pfizer's vaccine more than they needed us. We could have saved lives if we kept our ego down and said 'how can we make it work Pfizer' rather than 'why can't you listen to us.' Lives could have been saved.

That’s what human relationships are about – selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.

I know, these Hindi movies are crap, but they do kind of take your mind away from the crap of real life like nothing else.

Girls handbags have enough to make a survival kit for Antarctica.

But it will work, man. If you put your heart into it, it will.

Telling your parents you’ve failed at something is harder than the actual failure.