Bill Cosby Quotes

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.

Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, "You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you."

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they're not

I am not interested in statistics that tell me things are not as bad as they seem. Things are horrible. I have met people crying about what is happening, but there is no solution yet. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening. I don't care what the statistics say.

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

Zip zop wop boopity bop.

A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone.

If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up.