You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can fi nd humor in anything,
even poverty, you can survive it.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

All Children Have Brain Damage!

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

The weatherman is always right, It's his timing that's off.

Decide that you want it more than you're afraid of it

Non so quale sia la chiave del successo, ma la chiave del fallimento è il cercare di piacere a tutti.

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

If at first you don't succeed, you're about average.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think — -in a deeper voice.