Bill Cosby Quotes

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em — they tell the truth." That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

All Children Have Brain Damage!

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

If at first you don't succeed, you're about average.

My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful.

A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone.

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.

Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

Decide that you want it more than you're afraid of it

YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair, and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.