Non so quale sia la chiave del successo, ma la chiave del fallimento è il cercare di piacere a tutti.

People putting their clothes on backwards. Isn't that a sign of something going on wrong? Are you not paying attention? People with their hat on backwards, pants down around the crack. Isn't that a sign of something or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up?

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think — -in a deeper voice.