Django Wexler Quotes

Alice scooped the cat into her arms and planted a kiss on his fuzzy forehead.
“What was that for?” Ashes sputtered. “What have I ever done to deserve that?”
“I wanted to say thank you,” Alice said, putting him on the ground. “For everything.”
“Yes, well. Far be it from me to dispute my own heroism,” Ashes muttered. “But proper thanks should involve tuna.”

You're not very loyal," Isaac said as Alice took his hand.
"Loyalty," Ashes sniffed, "is for dogs. Cats have better sense.

You know, you could be a bit more constructive," Alice said.
"I'm still trying to wrap my head around the magnitude of your insanity," the cat muttered. "Once I've got that handled, I'll get started on the mind-numbing terror.

You're mad," he said. "You've gone mad. There's no two ways about it."
"Your mother was the one who helped me," Alice said.
"Then she's gone mad too.

We're doomed," one of the sprites said, turning wildly in a circle as though excited at the prospect. "Doomed! Doomed!

Of course, where magic is involved, appearances don’t mean much.

I must say, you are the least unintelligent human I have ever met.

The more he didn’t know, she reasoned, the easier he would be to fool.

Well?" the cat said. "Are we going to walk all the way there?"
"You're going to get fat if you keep being so lazy."
"You say that like it's a bad thing. For cats, being fat that just means that you're winning.

But didn't that hurt?"
Dex shrugged. "Pain is an illusion. The body is only a clay vessel holding the immortal essence of the soul, so it is a mistake to attach any import to the difficulties it may encounter. In fact, the whole episode reinforced my fundamental understanding of—" She caught Alice's expression. "Yes. It hurt quite a lot.

But it’s not justice that they’re mostly concerned with, it’s division of the loot.

When you're as old as I am," Ending said, "one's nature is largely a product of habit.

The sum total of Alice’s medical knowledge was that blood was supposed to stay on the inside.

I still say they're creepy," Ashes said.
"I don't think you get to decide what's creepy," Alice said. "You're a talking cat. You're creepy. This whole place is creepy.

Magic, you’ll find, is nine parts dull to one part excitement, and the exciting bits usually hurt like the blazes.