Top 6 Don Imus Quotes

I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game.

This is the Imus in the Morning program, We're not happy 'till you're not happy.

Well, June is, uh, National Dairy Month, and I'll be milking Deirdre later... Ain't that right baby.

...and on MSNBC all over the world. Now, uhh, because it's available all over the world, doesn't mean, by the way, that anybody's watchin' it. Am I right Charles?"

Charles: This is the Imus in the Morning radio program.
Imus: I'm hearin' you baby.
Charles: Yeah!
Imus: Where we at?
Charles: On WFAN New York.
Imus: Hear that.
Charles: You know what I'm sayin'?
Imus Yeah.
Charles: Seven o'clock Eastern Time, and time
ImusWhy are we talking like fourteen year old black children?
Charles Because we're racist?
Imus: Yes. Yeah.
Charles: Because we're stupid?
Imus: Beyond stupid. Senile and stupid. And lame
Charles: Oh, please. Good lord.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be. Yes, Howard Stern is a slut. He's a bastard, too. Worse--a Jew bastard! That's the worst kind. Put him in the oven.