Top 15 Hunter Biden Quotes

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine.

But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling.

Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect.

And for that I am so grateful.

This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again.

And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.

I'm Hunter Biden. You've never actually heard from me.

I don't know why any of you haters are surprised I'm the one actually engaging here.

You're the ones who've obsessively pored over the 10,000 photos, the 30,000 text messages, and the 128,000 emails from my hacked iCloud and stolen devices.

If I am anything, I am prolific.

You know what you won't find? Any of the most heinous, hateful things you keep posting about me.

What you'll find from me here is the same thing you found there.

Total transparency. Finally on my terms. Not yours.

Thousands of you have written to me about your recovery since I opened up about mine.

Some of you are years sober. Some of you just made it through a hard day and wanted someone to know.

And I will tell you what I tell everyone: you are not alone.

You never are.

Gratitude isn’t just for the good times. The real practice is finding it in your worst moments.

And I promise you, it’s there.

Gratitude can turn what you thought broke you into the very thing that made you whole.

You want to know something funny. When I was deep in my addiction I always thought I should teach a masterclass on how to cook crack. That’s how fucked I was.
I’m no victim. All of it is on me. I’m the one who fucked up a very privileged life. There’s no gaslighting. Addiction is never an excuse. May be an explanation but never an excuse. I put myself in that hell. And to be fair I pulled myself out, but not without an enormous amount of grace and forgiveness from the people that love me. I’m sorry you feel this way about me. I’m not asking you to change your mind. I just want you to know that I am responsible for a lot of things—- but not everything man. Love and respect.

I say this to everyone. The thing that was killing me more than anything else was not the crack it was the vodka. Alcohol is the worst drug of them all. I was drinking a handle a day while smoking crack. It’s the hardest to stop and the easiest to start. It’s the only drug (outside of benzos) you can die withdrawing from. And I know why you drink. You drink because at first it works. Don’t want to feel the way you feel. Well for people like us we know the answer. But you can stop- but rarely alone. Ask for help. Get honest with someone you trust and tell them you need help. We are never alone. I see you. I hear you. The one thing we all have in common is pain. We think we are alone but we are not. I have faith in you. I really do and I don’t even know you. It’s so much better on the other side.

SNL would be so much fun. I have an advantage over Trump though I could read the scripts.

If you want to change the world, go home and love your family.

Quoting Mother Teresa

I've benefited more from low expectations than anyone in the history of the world. Because as long as I don't show up smoking crack, naked, people are like, 'Oh my god.'

I didn't wake up one morning in a heroic form and say, 'I'm going to do this because I feel like I'm strong.' They did it to me, but it became literally my superpower. I can sit down with anybody.

I didn't wake up one morning in a heroic form and say, 'I'm going to do this because I feel like I'm strong.' They did it to me, but it became literally my superpower. What are you gonna say? I can sit down with anybody. You gonna say I was with prostitutes? Fuckin'-A right I was!

The oldest trick in politics: if you want to do harm to your opponent, you attack their greatest strength — not their weaknesses. Everybody already knows those.