Joey Comeau Quotes

I'm tired of the moral high ground. We've already got more than our share of Gandhis in "the movement". We need a General Patton. No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for HIS country.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

There are jobs I could work, temp jobs, call center jobs, tech support, if I had to. I have before, and I suspect that there will be times in my life when I have to get those jobs again, when I have to make ends meet. But I don't have another career waiting for me. I don't want another career.

I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.

My problem is that I can't come unless Johnny Cash is playing.

Alzheimer’s disease is death before death, and I’m terrified of it.

Now, I recognize that these are very real possibilities." I said. "But let's pretend for a second that they aren't.

Her face is bent out of shape, but still recognizable. There are too many teeth in her mouth, now. It is torn open at the sides. Split along her cheeks, so the weird jagged stones of her teeth can breathe.

...There’s a romance to danger. There’s a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be used to make the STORY of our lives better.

Listening to music that I hate calms me down.

Live for today you retarded little shit. The end is near.

My other pro-tolerance message is also condescending.

I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

My dead family and I are in your debt, and I long to help you in any way I can.

I'd rather die terrified than live forever.