Madonna Quotes

Rejection is the greatest aphrodisiac.

"I don't care if you have a small dick, as long as you know how to use that stick."

I have the most perfect belly button. When I stick my fingers in it, I feel a nerve in the center of my body shoot up my spine.

"Then there are guys who say 'I have never fantasized about being with a man.' They are lying. And the least offensive men I've been with in terms of their sexual politics and how they view me as a woman, have been men who have either slept with men, or at least kissed or held a man once. It opens up your thinking. You don't think that women are less-than you are."

Letterman: "I want to thank you folks for coming out for this run-through show. Thank you very much. This, of course, will never see the light of day. You won't miss a thing tonight."

If you don't like my attitude, then you can fuck off, just go to Texas and suck George Bush's dick!

Beauty is where you find it.

Letterman: (after the singer brands him a "sick fuck") "You realize this is being broadcast don't you?"

Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.