Top 15 Madonna Quotes

"I think I have a dick in my brain. I don't need to have one between my legs."

A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.

My pussy has nine lives.

"Then there are guys who say 'I have never fantasized about being with a man.' They are lying. And the least offensive men I've been with in terms of their sexual politics and how they view me as a woman, have been men who have either slept with men, or at least kissed or held a man once. It opens up your thinking. You don't think that women are less-than you are."

Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.

Madonna: "I am a sick fuck I have my nose in everybody's sex life!"

Letterman: "Oh, stop it! Will you stop? Ladies and gentlemen, turn down your volume. Turn down the volume immediately! She can't be stopped! There's something wrong with her!"

Letterman: "I want to thank you folks for coming out for this run-through show. Thank you very much. This, of course, will never see the light of day. You won't miss a thing tonight."

Madonna: "Listen, all you do is talk about my sex life on your show, so now you don't want to talk about my sex life when I'm on your show?!"

Letterman: (after the singer brands him a "sick fuck") "You realize this is being broadcast don't you?"

Madonna: "Is that a rug?" (referring to David Letterman's hair).

When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. And when I feel like saying something, I just say it.

Once again I am caught in the glare of ageism and misogyny that permeates the world we live in. A world that refuses to celebrate women past the age of 45 and feels the need to punish her if she continues to be strong-willed, hard-working and adventurous. […] I have been degraded by the media since the beginning of my career but I understand that this is all a test and I am happy to do the trailblazing so that all the women behind me can have an easier time in the years to come.

Absolutely no regrets.

Beauty is where you find it.