Roland Young Quotes

Now, children, you must never laugh </br> At the stately tall giraffe. </br> She's sensitive, as you can tell; </br> But, my dears, she kicks like hell!

And here’s the happy, bounding flea — </br> You cannot tell the he from she. </br> The sexes look alike, you see; </br> But she can tell, and so can he.

The sacred ape, now, children, see. </br> He's searching for the modest flea. </br> If he should turn around we'd find </br> He has no hair on his behind.

The little penguins look alike </br> Even as Ike resembles Mike. </br> They are so gentle and so nice </br> God keeps these little birds on ice.

In this mechanic age the skunk </br> Inspires no terror — he's the bunk; </br> For people in cars, </br> Returning from bars, </br> Quite frequently flatten the skunk.

The cow's a gentle, patient soul, </br> With milk she fills the flowing bowl. </br> She's kind to babies, mean to flies, </br> She has the most coquettish eyes.

The plural of goose is geese, </br> But the plural of moose ain't meese, </br> And the plural of noose ain't neese, </br> But the plural of goose — is geese.