Simon Munnery Quotes

British comedian

Simon Munnery (born 1967) is an English stand-up comedian known for his character work. Among his characters are 'The League Against Tedium' and Alan Parker Urban Warrior. His television credits include Attention Scum! and Cluub Zarathustra (sic).

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You know, it was only after my father showed me what I would inherit that I struggled to keep him alive.

It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.

I was walking down the road the other day, and I couldn't help but notice how beautiful the world is. And I thought to myself "Why would anyone in their right mind bother to take drugs?". Then I remembered I was on drugs, and that was the reason.