Top 15 Snoop Dogg Quotes

The revolution will be televised.

Fuck Bill O'Reilly. He's a muthafucking prick.

If the ride is more fly, you must buy

I keep hearing about muthafucking Harry Potter. Who is this muthafucker?

So what if I'm smokin' weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It's not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It's a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that.

When I'm not longer rappin', I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.

Sex is like a beautiful meeting of genitalia. It's the dance of love between a penis and vagina.

Mr. D, why is you doin' the Big Nasty on my bed?!

Waitin' on the pizzle, the dizzle and the shizzle G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo.

I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that Da Big Boss Dogg, yeah I had to do that I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside, only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side.

So if you got your chrome, you need to stay in the zone And get a vest for your mutha fuckin dome Cause it's on like a dog with out his bone I'm in it to win it and No Limit is my home (for life for life).

I'm sellin this shit, I ain't tellin this shit, I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon ya bitch From the cold hearted streets of the LBC To a mansion in the south down the street from my nigga P See, real niggas recognize the realness Put ya muthafuckin' choppers up if ya feel this.

I had to shake the spot cause the game got crowded I'm devoted and quote it, I'm rowdy and bout it A No Limit Soldier, and happy to shout it.

Now this No Limit shit, No Limit nigga Everbody wanna know how this shit happens, but we ain't playa hatin' And what's goin' on, but ya know what? It don't get no realer than this though dog.

What did Snoop Dogg say to a guy carryin' an umbrella? "looks like drizzle ma nizzle"