Bill Allred Quotes

I can't run naked; I'm always tripping.

There isn't anything on you, body or brain, that thinks.

You’re large but not in charge.

Prince Albert can't keep it in the can.

I used to wear food briefs. They were crumby.

You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets.

Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life.

I used to eat Gina's curd.

I could do that if they were on my butt-cheeks.

I don't care. I'm Mr. Buttons.

It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.

He's living 'La Vida Wee-Wee'.

My gaydar has gone haywire.

Do what is right let the booty follow.

I am filled to the brim with the goodness of me.