Bill Allred Quotes

I'm telling you, back in those Wendover days, it wasn't that hard to get it out of me.

I always say, "Don't let your meat loaf."

You had your thumb up your butt and your mind was in Arizona

They're from the guy who snipped my nuts.

I'm too hot to mate.

Hey, would you like a date? I have a hammer!?

You treat your food like a scab.

Our show curdles milk.

I'm not a bottom poker and I never have been.

Barbaro dog food is dog-gone good.

My prostate thanks the car wash.

I let the baby drink the butter.

I'm telling you, some of them gizzards are good!

We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!

If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger.