Kerry Jackson Quotes

Food should not be origami.

I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth.

You put this finger in the middle and wiggle it.

He's prejudiced against the toothless.

If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place.

I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face.

Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger!

I have a fresh muff.

I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak.

Famous people are delicious.

My 'down-there' is angry!

I gotta go make norbit.

Then your muff would be all wet.

'Fetus in Uterus' I get.

The baby is leaking!