Kerry Jackson Quotes

My 'down-there' is angry!

Even Beyonce's booty can't save that.

I can see it, but I can't make it move.

I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak.

The baby is leaking!

He's prejudiced against the toothless.

It's revved for her pleasure.

I've got no hair on my danglies.

Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?

I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face.

I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth.

You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early.

Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?

You love the bidet more than me.

Oh! My proscenium is killing me!