Kerry Jackson Quotes

The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger. - as George W. Bush

Even Beyonce's booty can't save that.

I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face.

Then your muff would be all wet.

I can see it, but I can't make it move.

You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early.

I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak.

'Fetus in Uterus' I get.

Sometimes the future isn't funny.

When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.

Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?

If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place.

Why do you think I always have a rubber glove?

Food should not be origami.

At what point do you shake it all about?