Bill Allred Quotes

Barbaro dog food is dog-gone good.

My gaydar has gone haywire.

Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit.

Don't you know who I am?

This baby will be born with a drinking problem.

Nothing will wilt spinach like an Egyptian fart.

I'm talking from my muff.

I'm telling you, back in those Wendover days, it wasn't that hard to get it out of me.

What do you mean I can’t sleep with this hooker in the basement?

I always thought Steve Guttenberg had crabs.