Vivian Stanshall Quotes

Viv Stanshall? I didn't know that.

English as tuppence, changing yet changeless as canal-water, nestling in green nowhere, armoured and effete, bold flag-bearer, lotus fed Miss Havishambling, opsimath and eremite, feudal-still reactionary Rawlinson End. The story so far. (Dot dot dot.)

I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!

it's the problem with Italian aeroplanes too much hair on the wings

Wrestle poodles...and win!

Willy consulted a book called I-ching. Florrie suggested calamine lotion to stop it.... Henry suggested it sounded like something a gentleman would do behind a handkerchief

Do have an unusual day, won't you?

Normally I pack a rod; in pyjamas I carry nothing but scars from Normandy Beach

Gentlemen, I am a bulldog, and you will find my bark is worse!

I studied the swell of her enormous breasts and I said: "Baby you're so far ahead it's beautiful"

A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp.

Wrestled Anaconda and she's a big girl

Do you know what a palmist once said to me? She said: WILL YOU LET GO!

If you're going to say anything filthy, please speak clearly.

I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.